I sometimes wonder what people outside of Germany are thinking about us. The other day I got aware of this article on a Canadian news portal quoting German officials who ask for not urinating against Ulm Minster church any longer. Ulm Minster, by the way, is one of the tallest churches in the world and its construction began in the 14th century.
This is completely embarrassing. Ulm Minster is not the only church emitting the stinging odor of piss; Cologne Cathedral, construction site since year one, was simply fenced in on its northern side (facing central station. On its southern side is one of Cologne’s largest and most modern public loos, should you be looking for it).
Wild urinators, beware: there’s always a gargoyle looking at you. And the fee for this kind of relief is 100,-
News from Germany can be really depressing, sometimes.
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